Fish Joke

Q:  Why are fish so smart?

A:  Because they always swim around in schools!

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Driving with Penguins

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. A police officer stops him and says he can't drive around with penguins in the car and he should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."

The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."

Gigi's Panda Joke

Q:  What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

A:  A panda rolling down a hill!

Thanks to Gigi for this terrific joke!  Do you have a favorite joke?  I'd love to read it!  Please leave me a comment below!