Pencil Joke

Q:  What did one pencil say to the other?

A:  You're looking sharp!

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Fish Joke

Q:  Why are fish so smart?

A:  Because they always swim around in schools!

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Driving with Penguins

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. A police officer stops him and says he can't drive around with penguins in the car and he should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."

The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."

Gigi's Panda Joke

Q:  What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

A:  A panda rolling down a hill!

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Teacher Joke

Q:  Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

A:  She had bright students!

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Egg joke

Q:  How can you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?

A:  Easily--concrete floors are difficult to crack, especially with an egg!

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Reading Joke

Q:  What building has the most stories?

A:  The library!

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