Chicken Joke

Q:  Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?


A:  She wanted to be a dirty double crosser!


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Golfer Joke

Q:  Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

A:  In case he got a hole in one!

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Banana Joke

Q:  What's invisible and smells like bananas?

A:  Monkey burps!

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Another Homework Joke

Q: What should you say if you get in trouble for not doing your homework?


A:  Nothing!  Why would you get in trouble for something you didn't do?


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Homework Joke

Q:  Why did the boy eat his homework?

A:  Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

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Hair Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Hairdo!

Hairdo who?

Hairdo weird stuff.  May I borrow your comb?

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Doctor Joke

Q:  Why was the doctor angry?

A:  Because he had not patients!  (patience, get it?)

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