December Joke

Q:  What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

A:  The letter D!

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Santa Joke

Q:  What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A:  Claus-trophobic!

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Halloween Joke

Q:  How do witches tell time?

A:  With their witch watches (wrist watches--get it???)

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Chicken Joke

Q:  Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?


A:  She wanted to be a dirty double crosser!


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Golfer Joke

Q:  Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

A:  In case he got a hole in one!

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Banana Joke

Q:  What's invisible and smells like bananas?

A:  Monkey burps!

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Another Homework Joke

Q: What should you say if you get in trouble for not doing your homework?


A:  Nothing!  Why would you get in trouble for something you didn't do?


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Homework Joke

Q:  Why did the boy eat his homework?

A:  Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

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Hair Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Hairdo!

Hairdo who?

Hairdo weird stuff.  May I borrow your comb?

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Doctor Joke

Q:  Why was the doctor angry?

A:  Because he had not patients!  (patience, get it?)

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Breath Joke

Q:  What can you catch but never throw?

A:  Your breath!

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Spelling Joke

Q:  What word is always spelled incorrectly?

A:  Incorrectly!

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Tuba Joke

Q: How do you clean a messy tuba?

A:  With a tuba toothpaste!

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Math Joke

Q:  What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

A:  Pi!

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Bat Joke

Q:  What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A:  A bat!

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Bicycle Joke

Q:  Why can't a bicycle stand up?
A:  It's two tired!  (too tired, get it???)

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Seagull Joke

Q:  Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

A:  They don't want to be called bagels.

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Teacher Joke

Q:  Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

A:  Because her students were so bright!

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Brain Teaser

Q: What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?



A:  The letter M!
 
 
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Ice Cream Joke

Q:  Where can you go to learn to make ice cream?

A:  Sunday (sundae) school!

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Pencil Joke

Q:  What did one pencil say to the other?

A:  You're looking sharp!

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Fish Joke

Q:  Why are fish so smart?

A:  Because they always swim around in schools!

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Driving with Penguins

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. A police officer stops him and says he can't drive around with penguins in the car and he should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."

The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."

Gigi's Panda Joke

Q:  What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

A:  A panda rolling down a hill!

Thanks to Gigi for this terrific joke!  Do you have a favorite joke?  I'd love to read it!  Please leave me a comment below! 

Teacher Joke

Q:  Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

A:  She had bright students!

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Egg joke

Q:  How can you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?

A:  Easily--concrete floors are difficult to crack, especially with an egg!

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Reading Joke

Q:  What building has the most stories?

A:  The library!

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Snow Person Joke #2

Question:  Where do snow people keep their money?

Answer:  Snowbanks!

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Snowperson Joke

Q:  What does a snowperson eat for breakfast?

A:  Snowflakes!

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Geese Joke #12

There's actually no video of this one--I just thought it up today!!!

Why do geese fly south for the winter?

Answer:  It's too far to walk!

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Santa Joke #9.5

Due to a backlog of video editing, this week's joke will not include a video of you know who. 

Why does Santa say when he works in his garden?

Answer:  Hoe, hoe, hoe!

Get it?  Ho, ho, ho!  LOL

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